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solluxander:

do you ever reblog directly from the source because the comments are just too fucking stupid 

Yes. And speaking of, can I just make a quick request for my followers here: if you like a post I reblog, but don’t like the commentary under it (mine or others’), please reblog the post from the source rather than reblog it from me and delete the parts you disagree with.

Sometimes I reblog a post just to say how much I disagree with it, and when you reblog it from me with my disagreeing comment deleted, it seems like I agreed with it and that bothers me. So, yeah… thanks to everyone who’s gonna do me a favor and not do it anymore.

rubyvroom:

theladyoflight:

SAFE.TUMBLR.COM/TAGGED/[YOUR TAG] WILL LITERALLY CHANGE YOUR TUMBLR BROWSING LIFE.

No more browsing countless pages of tags to find a photoset, picture, or video while having to shift through dozens of annoying text posts and RP blogs!

Just simply put http://safe.tumblr.com/tagged/[your tag] into your browser and only see the most popular, relevant posts that you’re looking for.

Happy browsing!

I’M GOING TO CRY

this is really neat - but it doesn’t seem to work with Tumblr Savior, which is a problem.

HOLY

instead of sighing at everything I see, I want to like - no wait - I want to reblog everything I see.

britnxe:

hagalazs:

NEW MASS EFFECT DLC IS RUMOURED TO BE FOCUSED ON THE CITADEL AND 8 PEOPLE ARE WRITING IT WHICH MEANS IT’S FUCKING SERIOUS AND BIG

CITADEL

CITADEL

CITADEL

IT’S THE FUCKING CONDUIT AND WHERE SHEPARD FUCKING DIED/LIVED RIGHT

WHAT IF IT’S THE DLC THAT MAKES THE CREW FIND SHEPARD’S BODY ON EARTH AND GETS SOME CLOSURE FOR SHEPARD’S LOVE INTEREST

I’M GONNA

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They even say it’s going to bring tears.

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Oh my fucking god 400+ notes. Do you people ever learn?

Reblog this if you’re still alive.

copyx:

stillaliveduringdoomsday:

dougtheratt:

deepchrome:

im-gonna-wreck-it:

oh believe me I am still alive

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I feel fantastic, and I’m still alive.

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((And while you’re dying I’ll be still alive.))

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And when you’re dead, I will be still alive

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STILL ALIVE

still alive

OK, I’ve never had, like, songs for my OTPs or anything like that, but apparently now I do. This is a perfect song for my Isabela/Hawke/Fenris OT3. It’s a beautiful song about the three of them sailing away on a motherfucking boat after flipping off everyone in Kirkwall and becoming pirates.

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Andy -> Isabela, Akiva -> Hawke, and T-Pain -> Fenris. It’s a perfect fit.

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unidentifiedspoon:

skyabove-voicewithin:

theknightmurders:

curseofthefanartlords:

lessthan45seconds:

starkmagic:

madmaxinstockings:

movesliketrombley:

yanagoya:

atomicblonde:

kanyelujah:fuckthepeopleathome:police-that-moustache:motdog:




Apparently, this is a brothel “menu” from 1912.

#ordering from this menu must have been a blast #yes hello I would like one ten-minute fuck with a side order of feathers tickling my nuts #with juice please

Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all
One female suckoff, stones in mouth
so that was how they said BALLS DEEP 100 years ago.

just what the hell were they doing with dicks back then and why weren’t these arts passed down through the generations?

“If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off.”

There is a lot in this I do not understand. 


MUST STAY OUT OF POOP HOLE
HELP. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

post-edwardian era FOR THE WIN

Wellp. Just laughed for 20 minutes. Guess I should share the wealth. 



WHAT.
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a long while. 

Oh god I am so amused right now. 

IM SORRY DID NO ONE NOTICE THE JERK-OFF MATINEES EVERY WEDNESDAY
FROM 2:30 TO 4
PARTY HARD

CUSTOMERS MUST ENTER WITH CASH IN ONE HAND AND TOOL IN THE OTHER

unidentifiedspoon:

skyabove-voicewithin:

theknightmurders:

curseofthefanartlords:

lessthan45seconds:

starkmagic:

madmaxinstockings:

movesliketrombley:

yanagoya:

atomicblonde:

kanyelujah:fuckthepeopleathome:police-that-moustache:motdog:

Apparently, this is a brothel “menu” from 1912.

#ordering from this menu must have been a blast #yes hello I would like one ten-minute fuck with a side order of feathers tickling my nuts #with juice please

Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all

One female suckoff, stones in mouth

so that was how they said BALLS DEEP 100 years ago.

just what the hell were they doing with dicks back then and why weren’t these arts passed down through the generations?

“If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off.”

There is a lot in this I do not understand. 

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MUST STAY OUT OF POOP HOLE

HELP. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

post-edwardian era FOR THE WIN

Wellp. Just laughed for 20 minutes. Guess I should share the wealth. 

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WHAT.

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a long while. 

Oh god I am so amused right now. 

IM SORRY DID NO ONE NOTICE THE JERK-OFF MATINEES EVERY WEDNESDAY

FROM 2:30 TO 4

PARTY HARD

CUSTOMERS MUST ENTER WITH CASH IN ONE HAND AND TOOL IN THE OTHER

legendofserket:

shaleimp:

  • drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the day he showed up at her door with food she took it and slammed the door in his face
  • nicki minaj called out steven tyler for making a racist comment and wouldn’t let it go until he publicly apologized to her
  • nicki minaj makes sure that when her younger relatives listen to her music that they listen to the clean version
  • when eminem used a homophobic slur in her song she was incredibly uncomfortable about it and spoke to several people in her music team about what she should do about it
  • she literally tried to give her fans instructions on how to make brownies on twitter
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  • I REALLY LOVE NICKI MINAJ

can i also just

  • she called out perez hilton, who put on his blog “that she told rihanna to sit her ass down” and she responded with “I AM SICK OF THE SHIT YOU PUT UP! DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THE SHIT YOU POST?”
  • when nicki minaj performed her first show the stage wasnt lightning properly and after the show she yelled at her team and the first thing that came out was “MY FANS STAYED OUT FROM 7 PM TO 1 AM TO SEE ME, THEY DONT DESERVE THIS”
  • one time after a show the crowd was so loud after a performance she went back out and performed in her robe
  • she put bacon in the microwave
  • even though lil wayne told her not to she bought him a brand new motorcycle with his name engraved on it
  • after the american idol q&a she stayed afterwards to talk to her fans and even pushed her security guard out of the way so she can get closer
  • when asked if she could donate to a can food drive she said no she couldnt because she didnt have any cans, but she felt so bad she donated $15,000
  • this face:
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