- Me: I think EA took one look at the old Ashley and was like..
- EA: THAT is your main Love Interst?! NOPE. Gotta change that right quick!
- BioWare: ..wait, what..huh, why?
- EA: SOOOO Not sexy enough. You're working for us now, we can't tack our name on some big-nosed ugly girl. PFFT. Theeere we go. Long hair. Bedroom eyes. MUCH better.
- BioWare: ....okayguy.jpeg
- EA: And this game better have Multiplayer.
- BioWare: ...but..but this is a single player RPG, we can't just--
- EA: MULTIPLAYER.
- EA: Listen, do you want your game to sell? Do you want your game to be the best it can be?
- BioWare: Well yeah, of course, but--
- EA: GIRLS. IN TIGHT, LATEX SUITS. ASS EXPOSED. BOOBS OUT. MULTIPLAYER. Trust us, we know how this works.
- BioWare: .....okay..
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